Mothers

can be so frustrating sometimes but they are usually right about everything. Ugh why does this have to be. I think that I should just become a mom and then I would know everything. lol jk jk I am so not going to become a mom! for a while at least! haa haa my lame attempts at humer! don't really work!
well my mom and I got in a fight, today about what I said in another one of my blogs! ugh!!!! but I will not tell you in what we fought about.

so other then that today has been extremly boring! and I am going to pull the guess what= chicken butt joke on someone! hee hee I know it is old but I love it! haa haa

ok so I am sitting here look9ing out my window and I see our old play fort out there and the rope and swings are swinging in the wind as if some ghostly figure was playing with them! I can imagine 2 litle girls swinging slowly in the wind and a litle boy swinging on the rope widly! and yelling like a indain on the war path! I know I am wierd but I have so many stories pop into my head from looking out the window! and I guess that is fine because it is just me!

other then that I am a normal (not) normal people scare me I am a wierd outgoing wild child! haa haa and I am happy with that! because if we are not happy with our selves then we can not be happy with anything! and if we can not love ourselves we can love no one else! for that matter! ahhh!!! this is so hard!

I am writing just to read what I write haa haa get it! like talking just to hear myself talk! ok maybe you did not get my joke but SO what! I think that it was awesome! ha ha ( Jonathon have u laughed any yet?)

no offense out there to all you blondes but here is my blonde joke section

1.A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener." mahh haah!

2. blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"


A blonde opened a box of Cheerios^® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!

Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!